How do I become a sugar baby bc Im in desperate need of a sugar daddy to give me money.
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay
*KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR*
*PULLS YOU OUT OF BED*
*THROWS YOU ACROSS ROOM*
ABOUT AUGUSTUS WATERS